What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.

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Whose excercises will ensure that you will never win a fitness award?

Leonardo Di Cardio

Why is religion like mobile gaming?

Free-to-pray, pray-to-win.

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Whats the longest running Canadian joke?

Terry Fox

Why are black people so fast?

Since they run away from lions , but he nearest village is 10km away.....

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Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?

A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"

Who races the most?

The rasit!