What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.

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What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?

A well 'aardvark!

Who won the Monster Beauty Contest?

No one.

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Why can't gingers run?

Because they have no soles

How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

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What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins?

Head to head race