What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.

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Who won the 1940 Tour De France?

The 7th Panzer division

What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

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Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

Why is there no market for white tires?

Because black tires makes your car run faster

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Why don't Germans compete in marathons?

They have a sad history of not finishing off races.

What did one fish say to the other during the race?

I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!