What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

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What did the bee say to his wife?

No on knows. It's a Mister Bee.

How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

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Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.

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Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

Why did the Origami Artist never win a poker match?

Because he will always fold.

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How many super sayen do you need to change a bulb ?

Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end.

Why was the bakers bread so expensive?

He needed the dough.

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What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

Who has more testicles?

contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.