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What makes me want to lose the will to live?

r/Jokes!

Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

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Why did the pacifist /b/tard try to calm everyone down?

He did it for the

Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10 ?

They were trying to keep their german market.

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What's the difference between an Ethiopian elevator sign and an British elevator sign?

British sign says " Maximum 6 People/500kg" Ethiopian sign says "Maximum 500 People/6kg"

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

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What do you call someone with no legs?

30 a week poorer.

How do you get 30 drunk Russians out of the pool?

Put 30 crates of vodka near the pool

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Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

What does MSG stand for?

Mandarin Service Guaranteed.

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Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

What organ do only British people have?

The Eng gland.

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What do you call a room full of psychics?

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