How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

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Why didn't Sean Connery get his roof fixed?

He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."

What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

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How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

When does 1+1=3?

When you don't use a condom.

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What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

How to keep idiot waiting?

I'll tell tomorrow.

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Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

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What did the crowd say when I finished my country name puns?

East Timor

Who wants to hear some Symphonies?

crowd goes wild B:I SAID WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES *crowd goes nuts B:I CANT HEAR YOU!

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What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones sing "Hey You! Get off of my cloud!" A Scotsman shouts "Hey Mcleod!! Get off of my ewe!"

Who's the most unpopular person at the Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch football match?

The person who shouted "Give me an L!"

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How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

What do you call a British person playing a saxophone?

An Anglo Saxin'