What do 1% of racist people do?

They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes

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What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people?

The NBA.

How many pull-ups can you do?

Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

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Why are bad jokes like dead babies?

Usually, something went wrong with the delivery.

What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

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What do you call 99% of /r/politics?

Bernd-wagoners!

How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.

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Why don't black pitchers throw three strikeout in a row?

Because they don't believe in the KKK

Whats the KKK's favorite type of cake?

Sheet cake.

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How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.