How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

Why are rivers lazy?

Because they never get off their beds.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you think of Miles Davis?

he kind of blew

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What breaks when you give it to a baby?

Its hips.

How do you make a baby cry?

Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call an Irishman who sits on the porch all year round?

Patty O'Furnature

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

What do 1% of racist people do?

They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes

Why couldn't the Mod get into the club?

He never got banned.