I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!
They're shellfish in bed.
A: It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock.
Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...
Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more "Riddle-y," than say an actual joke.
They have hollow weenies! .... And I'll just see myself out.
Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.
We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right
A Snowman.
Join the club.
I heard the clubs are to die for.
