Where'd you get that black eye?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town?

Entering the friend zone.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

What does weed and your girlfriend have in common?

They both leave me sticky fingers. 7

Black Eye Jokes More Black Eye Jokes

What do you tell a women with a black eye?

Nothing, you already told her once.

What do you tell your wife with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.