Where'd you get that black eye?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

What town should a "mountain oyster" festival be held in?

Oxnard, CA

Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Who was that, your girlfriend?

Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*

Whats big, pink, long and my girlfriend hates when I put it in her mouth?

Our miscarriage.

Black Eye Jokes More Black Eye Jokes

What do you tell a women with a black eye?

Nothing, you already told her once.

How'd you get a black eye?

Walked into a door. Later, another shiner More doors *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors.