Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

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Why did the baker bake more bread?

A: He kneaded the dough.

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

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Why are pizza makers always poor?

Because they knead dough to make a living.

What did the unused dough say to the baker?

Why don't you knead me

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Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

What's the only bank franchise that doesn't have ATMs?

Sperm banks.

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What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!"