What do you call a digital tree?

All bark and no byte

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How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

It has more bark than bite.

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How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

What did the hungry computer programmer say?

All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble.