Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

It has more bark than bite.

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Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

When do vampires bite you?

On Wincedays.

What is red and hurts when you bite it?

A Brick.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How does an elephant get down from a tree ?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !

What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

Spruce Wayne

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

What did the dog say to the old tree?

Bark