What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.

When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house ?

When the door is open !

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a German and a Scot?

The German knows when he's not speaking English.

What's the difference between yogurt and America?

Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog with iron balls?

Sparky.

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many women does it take to play tennis?

You can't play tennis in the kitchen

Why are there so many women archaeologists?

Because women love digging up the past.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's the difference between a kid and a drawer?

A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.

Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

What if I sewed myself shut?

Doc: Suture self.

What did the nun say to the priest?

Shut up

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

Which do you let in first?

Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.

When is a tree it's loudest?

When it begins to bark.