What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?

The girl necks door.

How do mob boss mules open doors?

With Don-keys.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between officer Darren Wilson and Michael Brown?

Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet

What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A: A blonde serves more people in a night.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What do buccaneers let off on bonfire night?

Piratechnics!

Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why does wonder woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

What do they say when a woman falls over?

FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

What's the difference between a moan and a scream?

About 3 inches

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

What did the nun say to the priest?

Shut up

What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What do you call a Wolfman who barks at a half moon?

UnawareWolf

What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark