What's the difference between yogurt and America?

Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde?

A: One's a phony buck.

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

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Whats the difference between an anthropologist and a sociologist?

Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.

How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

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What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

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What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

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How do you speak such good English?

I dunno 200 years of colonialism and eurocentric education, how do you know so little history "

What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

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What happens when so-and-so step in the neutrino's urine?

He develops LEPTONspirosis.

What's the difference between yogurt and America?

Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years