What's the difference between yogurt and America?

Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between between a piano, tuna, and glue?

You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!

What's the difference between a joke and a pretty girl?

sometimes i get the joke.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why is it called Justice League of America?

Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)

How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !

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What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!

What's the difference between yogurt and the US?

Yogurt's got a culture. (no offence)

Yogurt Jokes More Yogurt Jokes

What's the difference between America and yogurt?

One has culture.

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

200 Year Jokes More 200 Year Jokes

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

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What is the difference between Ellen Pao her brain and Aids?

Aids develops itself

What happens when so-and-so step in the neutrino's urine?

He develops LEPTONspirosis.