You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!
A gun has one trigger.
A Catholic will say hello when he sees you in the liquor store.
You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!
Finding crabs on your organ.
Be sharp or Be flat.
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue ) I knew you'd get stuck on that
Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.