What do you call an aminoacid glued to an Australian?

A glutamate.

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How does an Australian call his friend from the Czech Republic?

Czechmate

What do you call a smart Australian?

A New Zealander

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What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.