G'night mate
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Cremate
They bee hive
Rice-ist!
They have a chip on both shoulders.
Prison food
You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry
At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"
Purrth.
Aussie Aus-born.
Uluruakbar
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Men at Work
Cheque, mate!
It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.
Stone Cold Steve Irwin
Rise up lights
Check, mate!
Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)
Q: What do you call a blind Australian Crocodile? A: Crocodile Dunsee
Bidet, mate.
Cheers, mate.
Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.
They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.
Aloe, mate. I'm sorry
a gang-aroo
They'll tell you.
They keep saying check, mate.
Gold
Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!
A New Zealander
A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*
Because they never make it past the first check, mate.
It's like a French kiss, but down under.
Good eye!
Stockholm Syndrome.
Boo-meringue
With their heads at the foot of the bed.
A broomerang!
Bromate Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong
Czechmate
Double check, mate
getting your keys locked in your car outside an abortion clinic Having to go in to ask for a coat hanger. *Yet another Australian pub joke*
They've a chip on both shoulders
Cake.
He koala-fied!!!!! Buh-duh-tss
It's stalemate
A glutamate.
Oz Moses.
Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...
Check, mate.
1961
Because he had Somalia.
A riceist. (It sounds better when you say it aloud)
Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool
Short John Silver!
They take the long-grain home.
Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.
She's throne.
Because he was misbeehiving
The guest of honor always shows up late!
To even out the good things that happen to bad people.
Let Meowt!!!!"
Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !
It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.
He kicked two 7-year-olds out of his bed.
10 books of Snow Whites
He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.
