What did the Australian say to the hawk?

Good eye!

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Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

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What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate

What do you call an Australian who's prejudiced against grains?

A riceist. (It sounds better when you say it aloud)

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What did the Australian say to the hawk?

Good eye!

What do you call a deer with one good eye?

A good idear...