How many Mexicans do you need to change a Lightbulb?

Juan.

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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

What do you call a vehicle that has changed gender?

TRANSportation

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What do you throw a drowning Mexican?

His wife and kids.

What do you call a bodybuilding Mexican who's run out of protein?

No whey Jose.

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How do you ask someone if they're Vegan?

You don't need to, they'll tell you

What does NASA stand for?

Need Another Seven Astronauts

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Why was Juan late to the Mexican food party?

Because he had to pick up the Pace! (Pace salsa)

Why did the Mexican civil war last so long?

Because they were fighting Juan on Juan.