What do you throw a drowning Mexican?

His wife and kids.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

Why is it hard for Arab men to have a guy's night out?

They have to find babysitters for their wives.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

Names

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan ... I'll show myself the door...

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.