What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan ... I'll show myself the door...

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What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to .

What's the difference between a man's balls and Jehovah's Witnesses?

There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!

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What do you call four drowning Mexicans?

Cuatro cinco

What do you call a short Mexican?

A paragraph, because he's not big enough to be an es.

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Why did the Mexican civil war last so long?

Because they were fighting Juan on Juan.

What do you call a fight in Mexico?

A Juan on Juan.

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What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan ... I'll show myself the door...