What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan ... I'll show myself the door...

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What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

x-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

What's the matter son?

The boy next door said I look just like you What did you say Nothing he's bigger than me !

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Why can you not play UNO with mexicans?

They take all the green cards.

How do tiny Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Ceasars

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What do you call a shooting at a Mexican golf course?

A hole in Juan

How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

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What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan ... I'll show myself the door...

Why could Neo from the Matrix never be a Christian?

Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity -I'll see myself out