Neo Jokes

What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

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What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan ... I'll show myself the door...

Why could Neo from the Matrix never be a Christian?

Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity -I'll see myself out

Why do I praise Neo?

Because I'm autistic xD XDXD

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What rhymes with Pistorius?

His girlfriend certainly ain't Morpheus.

What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

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Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

What did the German clock maker say to the broken clock?

Ve haff vays of making you tock!

Hole Y Jokes More Hole Y Jokes

What cheese is the most religious?

Swiss cheese! (it's the most hole-y)

Why doesn't the pope like continuous functions?

They're not hole-y.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quick sand?

Cuatro cinco

Why shouldn't you run over a mexican kid on a bike?

Because it might be your bike.

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What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

What did the doctor say to the cancer patient?

You have tumor months to live.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?

They look at your feet instead of theirs.

How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian?

Look at her beaver.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's there ! Bolzano ! Bolzano who ?

Bolzano the door !

Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars?

Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!