Neo Jokes

What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

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What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan ... I'll show myself the door...

Why could Neo from the Matrix never be a Christian?

Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity -I'll see myself out

Why do I praise Neo?

Because I'm autistic xD XDXD

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Why did the Germans loose WWII?

They kept Stalin around.

Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

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Why are Republicans so insistent on a war in the Middle East?

Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East.

How many Christian women does it take to change a lightbulb?

nun

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What cheese is the most religious?

Swiss cheese! (it's the most hole-y)

Why doesn't the pope like continuous functions?

They're not hole-y.

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Who's there ! Canon ! Canon who ?

Canon open the door then

How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door?

Just one if its lochte'd

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How many Mexicans do you need working in the kitchen?

Just Juan.

What do Mexican and Black people have in common?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.

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What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

What kind of Ant lives in rented accommodation?

Tenants.

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What does Andre 3000's menorah look like on the last day of Hanukkah?

ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

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What does a German say at a Dude Ranch?

AUDI.

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard