Neo Jokes

What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

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What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan ... I'll show myself the door...

Why could Neo from the Matrix never be a Christian?

Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity -I'll see myself out

Why do I praise Neo?

Because I'm autistic xD XDXD

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They have in-door fins

What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

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What is a Juanito?

A little Juan

What does a Mexican magician use?

A magic Juan

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What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

They lived hoppily ever after!

What do you call a money lender who lives in the ocean?

A loan shark!

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What cheese is the most religious?

Swiss cheese! (it's the most hole-y)

Why doesn't the pope like continuous functions?

They're not hole-y.

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Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

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What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

What do you call a Batman that leaves church early?

A Christian bail

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What do you call a Mexican who has his Mondeo stolen?

Carlos

Why do Mexicans always install those tiny steering wheels in their cars?

So they can drive with the handcuffs on.

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What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

How many Germans does it take screw in a lightbulb?

He said Nein My dads jokes are the wurst I tell you.