What does a Mexican magician use?

A magic Juan

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What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with?

Little Caesars!

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a child molester?

Alien vs Predator

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Why did the Dalai Lama go to Mexico?

So he can be juan with everything.

Why did the Mexican civil war last so long?

Because they were fighting Juan on Juan.