Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

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How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman?

Lots.

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Why are black men afraid of chainsaw's?

When you start them, they made the sound "runnnniganiganiganiga" Sorry for the racism, but had to share this.

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

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Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

What does deaf, mute and blind person get for christmas?

Cancer

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Which teachers care the most about their students?

Math teachers, because every student counts.

What did the choir teacher say to the student who asked to use the bathroom?

Of chorus.