Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

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How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

How do we know burgers love young people?

They're pro-teen!

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How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?

Juans upon a time.

How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

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What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What did the Christan principal say when she kicked a student out of school?

THE POWER OF CHRIST EXPELS YOU.

What did the pre-school math teacher have to say about her students?

Every single one counts.