What do you call an egg that's scared?

A chicken egg.

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How do you mail an egg?

In a henvelope!

What is the worst thing about being an egg?

You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!

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What do you call an egg that's scared?

A chicken egg.

How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.