What do you call an egg that's scared?

A chicken egg.

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Why don't you put eggs in a microwave?

Because they eggsplode. :D

Why'd they call the egg a pimp?

Because he got ova easy.

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How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.

What do you call an egg that's scared?

A chicken egg.