Literally dozens.
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A chicken egg.
To get some fresh air
The one smoking the cigarette.
A Belaruse!
Because they are constantly lied to about what 8" is.
Because they're shellfish!!!
It'a was'a pasta his bed time
If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.
Because it was two-tired
You invite two of them.
I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me
I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"
It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.
Bed buglars.
He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".
Time to buy a new chair.
Only one. But they have to sit in the dark room for a year, first, to make sure that the lightbulb is out.
