Chicken Egg Jokes

How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.

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What do you call an egg that's scared?

A chicken egg.

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Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What does Salvador Dali have for breakfast?

Surreal.

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What's a priest on an egg called?

A brother

How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

What do you call shooting yourself in the face with jiz?

Homo-cide

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's?

It smells like teen spirit.

How do you know if you're a bogan?

You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

How did the blind kid burn the side of his face?

He answered the iron

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What baby?

Oh, so you're not pregnant '

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

Sheet Jokes More Sheet Jokes

How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

What did the Klansman say to the Muslim?

Psst...Who washes your ... sheets