How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

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How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac?

They take things literally.

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What room is a ghost scared of?

The living room( haha get it )

What do anime ghosts say to scare people?

Weeaboo

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Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

What did the Klansman say to the Muslim?

Psst...Who washes your ... sheets

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How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

How did the pharmacist know his drink was spiked?

He fainted after the punch line.