How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

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What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

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Why can't ghosts have babies?

They have hollow weenies!

What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue

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Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.

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What's the worst thing that could happen to an r/joke/ subscriber?

faint

Why couldn't the Pokemon tell a joke?

Because he fainted.