What's the worst thing that could happen to an r/joke/ subscriber?

faint

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

Bad Thing Jokes More Bad Thing Jokes

Whats the worst thing about being dyslexic and having ADHD?

You think you've got AIDS

What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

Faint Jokes More Faint Jokes

Why couldn't the Pokemon tell a joke?

Because he fainted.

How did the pharmacist know his drink was spiked?

He fainted after the punch line.