What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

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How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

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What does 007 wear on his head?

A Bondana.

What do older women wear?

Depends

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What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

A: He wanted to see time fly.

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What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!"

How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

A: Depressed.

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What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

A: Darn!

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

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What do cows do for fun?

They go to the moo-vies!

What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies

Slack Jokes More Slack Jokes

How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.