What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

A: Darn!

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Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

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What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

What do you call it when you finger a pony?

Feeling a little horse.

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Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!