What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

A: Darn!

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside

What's got two wings, a tail and twenty five pricks?

England's return flight.

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What do u call a lesbian with 9in fingers?

Well hung.

What did the alien say to the gas pump ?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !

Tailor Jokes More Tailor Jokes

What do you call a really fast seamstress?

Tailor Swift

What did the tailor say about her job?

It's sew sew