What do u call a lesbian with 9in fingers?

Well hung.

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What do you call a pub for lesbians in circus outfits?

A Clown-Dyke-Bar Credit to

What's the difference between a Triscuit and a Lesbian??

One is a Snack Cracker and the other is a Crack Snacker!!

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Why do bald men cut holes in their pockets?

So they can run their fingers through their hair.

How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

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What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

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What do you call a lesbian with big hands?

Well hung!

What do u call a lesbian with 9in fingers?

Well hung.