What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Triscuit and a Lesbian??

One is a Snack Cracker and the other is a Crack Snacker!!

What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

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What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

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Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

How do you use a philosophy degree in a professional context?

Why* would you like fries with that

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What's the difference between a 6 year old and a 16 year old?

Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.

Why do bald guys cut holes in their pockets?

So they can run their fingers through their hair.

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

How do you install "blackout curtains"?

They just get hammered.

Computer Keyboard Jokes More Computer Keyboard Jokes

What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard?

The space bar.

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!