What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a midget and black people?

A midget is a small problem. Black people are a huge problem.

What is the difference between reindeer and caribou?

Reindeer are the ones that fly.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What's the difference between a round piece of plastic and a babies head?

I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob.

Why do we use black pens on white paper?

So hangman is more realistic.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

Why would you take a hammer to bed?

A: So you could hit the sack.

Computer Keyboard Jokes More Computer Keyboard Jokes

What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard?

The space bar.

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!