What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

What is a paranoid man's favorite food?

Who wants to know?

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time does Sean Connery show up to wimbledon?

Tennish

Who are you and how do you get the time and money?

Teach me.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why are Twilight fans obsessed with it?

Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.

Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?

Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

How much does a Chinese elephant weigh?

Wonton

What's the difference between racism and chinese ?

racism has many faces

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Why are black people so good at jumping?

As developing children their knee grows.

Chinese People Jokes More Chinese People Jokes

How do chinese people name their childre n?

They throw a toaster down the stairs.

Why cant you make fun of Chinese people?

Because its just wong

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

How do four whores sit on one chair?

They turn it over.