What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What would happen if the BLM people became white lives matter?

They would finally be right.

What happens when almonds die?

Diamond

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do they know what that is?

This movie doesn't seem very realistic, you guys.

How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh don't worry, they'll let you know.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why the chicken cross the road .... to get the Chinese newspaper. Do you get it?

Neither do I, I get the new york times

What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

How do you get a hippie to jump off a cliff?

Tell them it will "cleanse toxins."

Chinese People Jokes More Chinese People Jokes

What do Chinese people call Chinese food?

Food.

Why do Chinese people sound like lions when you tell them a joke?

Because they ror.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

How many blonde's does it take to screw In a light bulb?

3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb do and two to spin the chair