How do you get a blond out of a tree?

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Why didn't the tree like to play checkers?

Because it was a chesnut tree.

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.