How do you get a blond out of a tree?

A: Wave

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Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

You wave.

What'd the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder."

Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.