Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral?

You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.

Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What's the difference between a golf ball and a G spot?

A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

What do lesbians use to get on top of a building?

A scissor lift.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How do you keep the Kansas City Chiefs away from your house?

Paint a goal line on your driveway.

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What is the difference between a Windows Phone and a brick?

One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen

How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a group of trees?

A communitree

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.