Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other.

How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Look ask me when I get back from India okay

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

What's a poker player's favorite sitcom?

Full House.

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What is the difference between a brick and a blonde?

If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick?

Bricks get laid.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

What do the trees say when it rains?

Oh, what a relief!