Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do feminist hate the bible?

Because it ends with A-men

Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How do you tell an introvert and an extrovert mathematician apart?

When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.

How do you get a fire started?

You burn some fagots Look up the definition before commenting/down voting...

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why aren't there any Mexicans in China?

Because the Chinese know how to build a wall.

How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

Answer: On a quantum level, there is no difference.

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

What did the brick say to the rock?

Nothing, it's just a brick, what's wrong with you.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

What does a tree do when it wants to go home?

It leaves.