Because he thought it wood look better!
You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.
Q. They think their picture is being taken.
Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.
Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
A cannibal.
A scissor lift.
Paint a goal line on your driveway.
Nah, I'm-a stay.
One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen
Put a brick under each hoof!
A communitree
It needed a root canal.