What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

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What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A: A blonde serves more people in a night.

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What does a sheep say after walking into a disgusting, dirty bar?

Ew.

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

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What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning?

Grab a cup of joe.

What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.