If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.
Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.
Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.
G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.
They're trying to get away from the noise.
I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."
Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!
Pete.
They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.
Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud
The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.
Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!
