What's a hippie's favorite animal?

An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.

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How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.

What's a nanny's favorite letter?

I don't know, but it's not E.

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When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

What do you call someone who doesn't like food fights?

A pasta-fist.

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What is it called when 5 girls get into bed with one guy?

A "no one will ever believe me".

What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

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What's a hippies favorite animal?

An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.

Who's the most unpopular person at the Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch football match?

The person who shouted "Give me an L!"

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What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

A: It's meow-sic to their ears!

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How can you tell if you're racist?

You only pick out the K's when you take an eye exam.

What's a hippie's favorite animal?

An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.

Hippie Favorite Animal Jokes More Hippie Favorite Animal Jokes

What's a hippie's favorite animal?

An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.

What's a hippies favorite animal?

An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.