What's a hippie's favorite animal?

An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.

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What's a hippie's favorite animal?

An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.

How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

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Where does Kanye West like to go with his son?

North West

Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What do you call a guy with 15 rabbits up his arse?

Warren.

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What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

Why are redditors so bad at "getting" jokes?

this isn't even a joke... some of y'all are borderline retarded, "I don't get it" is like a given for 50 upvotes around here. If you don't get a joke, just take the L and move on to the next post....

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Which do you want to hear first?

Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.

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What girl's name is like a letter?

Kay (K).

How do you describe every gf in one word?

K

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What's a hippie's favorite animal?

An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.

What's a hippies favorite animal?

An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.