Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

Why do they call it the Xbox360?

Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

Golf Course Jokes More Golf Course Jokes

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What does Fabrizio like to put on his sandwiches?

Mustardo!

What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero"