Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.

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What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."

What is the best way to get to Paradise?

A. Turn right and go straight.

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What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A: A blonde serves more people in a night.

What kind of chili do they serve at the cannibal prison??

Chili CON Carne!

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What do you call a Russian on a golf course?

Vladimir Puttin'

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

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Why do SJWs hate cannibals?

They're always man-spreading on their sandwiches.

Why would you never starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.