Why would you never starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

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Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What does a memelord put on his sandwich?

L-mayo

What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What's the dumbest animal in the desert?

The Polar Bear

Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert" ?

They are full of Iranian seman

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

How many potatoes does it take to starve an Irish man?

None

What do Ethiopians do at night?

Starve.