Why would you never starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

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Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

When/why do feminists hate cannibals?

When they make sandwiches, because they're man-spreading.

How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem?

Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting"

What do you call ill-mannered burst of strong wind in the desert?

Darude Sandstorm.

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

What do you call a bear in the Arctic?

Starving.

How do you starve a worthless mooch?

By hiding his employment check in his work boots.