Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert" ?

They are full of Iranian seman

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What did Lord Nelson say to his shipmates before they got on the ship?

Get on the ship

Why are yachts and ships so scary?

Because they're for boating.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

What do you get when a camel pukes in the desert?

A hot mess.

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

Why is the Camel so hard to see in the desert?

Because it's Camel-flaged...

What do you call a camel with three humps?

Pregnant

Iranian Jokes More Iranian Jokes

Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert" ?

They are full of Iranian seman

How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.

Refer Jokes More Refer Jokes

How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity

What is the correct way to refer to an OP who resides in Europe?

The Continental OP.