What's the best way to make pants last?

Make the jacket first.

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Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

What are Mario and Luigi's favorite type of pants?

Denim, Denim, Denim

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What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?

Don't bite any witches !

Whats the best way to get over a girl?

Get under another one

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What's The Pink Panther's favourite type of jacket?

No idea." "Denim." "Denim " "Denim denim denim denim denim..."

Where's my freaking phone?

and it answers, "I'm here! Under your jacket!"