Where's my freaking phone?

and it answers, "I'm here! Under your jacket!"

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What did the blond girl say when she saw the car?

Answer: That's the lost one right there.

Why didn't the skelton cross the road?

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Why was the jacket stinky?

Because it was a windbreaker.

What's the best way to make pants last?

Make the jacket first.