How does a coat steal something?

They jacket

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What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

let's jack it.

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Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

What's the difference between a virtual car and a real one?

You can't steal a real car a few bits at a time

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Why was the jacket stinky?

Because it was a windbreaker.

How do you steal a coat?

You jacket