How does a coat steal something?

They jacket

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Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ?

In the croakroom !

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How does a coat steal something?

They jacket

What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...?

Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs.

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What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

Why did the Chihuahua put on a jacket?

Because it was a chili dog!