Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

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Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu

What's the difference between a dog?

One of his legs is the same.

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What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

How does Samsung know its most loyal customers?

They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

Where do admins go for summer break?

Banned camp.

How does ISIS cool down in the summer time?

In a blow up pool