Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

Where'd you get the pig"?

Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"

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What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

What do you call it when the robot from Futurama gets in a minor car accident while wearing a dress?

A gender bender Bender fender bender.

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

What's the best way to bring out your inner child?

A coat hanger

What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

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What is Marios favorite type of pants?

Denim Denim Denim

Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

What dance do you do when summer is over?

Tango (tan go).

What are the hottest days during summer?

Sun-days