Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.

What is it called when 5 girls get into bed with one guy?

A "no one will ever believe me".

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do a brick and I have in common?

We both get laid by hand.

Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?

He wanted to lay it on the line !

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

What kind of flour is independent?

Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.

What's the best way to bring out your inner child?

A coat hanger

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?

I ain't no chive, Turkey."