Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why don't u share a bed?

cried Baby Bear.

Why was Stalin a Bad leader?

Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between a brick and an MRA?

Bricks get laid.

How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

How does Samsung know its most loyal customers?

They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.