What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

let's jack it.

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What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."

What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."

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Why did Beyonc sing "to the left, to the left"?

Because black people don't have rights.

What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

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Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

What do you call a man with a colander on his head?

COLIN! Duh!!!

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How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

What do you call a thief with steel armor?

A stealer!!!!!

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What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

let's jack it.

How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

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Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.