How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

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What pronouns do you use to address a chocolate bar?

Her/she

What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear

What do you call a pushy aquatic mammal?

Press'n Seal

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!

Sea Lion Jokes More Sea Lion Jokes

Who is a Sea Lion's favorite composer?

Orff Orff Orff Orff!"

What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!