How do you organize an outer space party?

You planet

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What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!"

Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

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How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

A: One of them is organized.