How many lips does a flower have?

Tulips

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Why do flowers and beer get along so well?

They're buds

Why does the letter A look like a flower?

A: Because Bs like flowers.

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Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this

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What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's better than roses around your piano?

Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.