How many lips does a flower have?

Tulips

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How does a flower get pollinated?

Beez Nuts!

What does a flower in a race car yell?

Petal to the nettle!

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Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

How can you tell a black person is lying?

His lips are moving.

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What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Answer: Tulips on an Organ.

What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?

A: Tulips.