How many lips does a flower have?

Tulips

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Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

How many lips does a flower have?

Tulips

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Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

What's the difference between Sugar and Sweet'N Low?

Sugar is on the lips. :-)

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What's better than a dozen roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Answer: Tulips on an Organ.