Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do you get when you burn a Hungarian ghost?

Ghoul-ash!

How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

How did the scuba-diver pay for his drinks?

With Barnacles (bar nickels)

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What type of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

What tea do hockey players drink?

Penaltea!

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River?

They're two Maine streams.

How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

What do you call it when an Irish band is caught lip syncing?

Sham rock.

How does a deaf Gynecologist communicate with his patients?

He reads lips.