Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

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What burns longer, a red or a green candle?

Neither, they both burn shorter.

What if I see a puppy?

What if my house burns down

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Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

What does batman like adding to his drinks?

JUST-ICE

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How Moses makes his tea?

Hebrews it.

Who's there ! Anais ! Anais who ?

Anais cup of tea !

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Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

How do hipsters buy their drugs?

by the instagram.

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What goes ooooooo?

A cow with no lips. ) ) )

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.