What type of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

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What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above?

A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

How Moses makes his tea?

Hebrews it.

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What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality